{"id":72,"date":"2015-07-19T00:27:58","date_gmt":"2015-07-19T00:27:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/waynemorrisoz.com\/?p=72"},"modified":"2015-07-19T02:55:53","modified_gmt":"2015-07-19T02:55:53","slug":"water-police-on-the-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/waynemorrisoz.com\/index.php\/2015\/07\/19\/water-police-on-the-job\/","title":{"rendered":"Water Police on the Job"},"content":{"rendered":"

On these summer weekends the rowing club dock gets a lot of visitors who sun bathe and take to water to swim, relax in water toys and generally have a chilled, fun time.\u00a0 The dock also gets visitors in boats looking to drop off or pickup passengers, even though the rowing club actively discourages this practice.\u00a0 Generally the boats that do this are smaller runabouts and sometimes slightly larger cabin cruisers.<\/p>\n

This weekend was different.\u00a0 A very large Chris-Craft, I’d estimate to be 65 feet long or larger attempted to drop off a wedding party for a celebration that was being held at the event center above the rowing club.\u00a0 Needless to say this was never going to work, particularly given the large number of people on the dock and in the water near it.\u00a0 They were shouting to these people to get out of the way.\u00a0 After a little while, they abandoned the effort and moved onto\u00a0the other rowing club dock, but there they only succeeded in causing damage to the locked gate.\u00a0 Then they sent\u00a0in a tender to do some reconnaissance, and finally they brought the\u00a0large boat back in and tried to tie up behind the boats moored across the from us on the opposite dock.\u00a0 This only succeeded in totally annoying all the owners of those moored boats how began yelling at them to “f*** off”, which eventually they did.\u00a0 Not before multiple people had called the harbor police.<\/p>\n

\"Water<\/a>The Seattle water police showed up and spent some time getting details before heading off to track down the offenders.\u00a0 I figured all they had to do was look for someone with a very big boat and a very small brain.<\/p>\n

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It seems that just like the Mounties, the Seattle\u00a0water police always get their man.\u00a0 An hour or so later the water police returned with the offender following them in his tender (in red Hawaiian shirt below).\u00a0 Then followed by some lengthy discussions including with several moored boat owners and the police taking lengthy statements.\u00a0 It was quite a while before the boat captain was allowed to leave, no doubt with one or more citations – a job well done!<\/p>\n

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